Time management

Time management jokes

Starvation

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

Memes

Sex Offender

Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

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  • Yall

    Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

    Computer

    "I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."

    Punchline

    There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.

    Memes

    Community

    HIIII POOOOKIESSSSSSS! SO I GUESS ITS MYYYYYY TURNNNNN TO MAKE A DEPRESSING GOODBYE SHIAT πŸ˜žβœŒπŸŽ€ DURRING THE SUMMMERSSSS OF MY FELLOW TIMES AWAITED I SHALL NOT BE ON AS MUCH MY FELLOW IMMATURE CHILDREN πŸ™ ( and by that I mean ill still be on majority of the days just not full ass 24 hours like normal πŸ’€) ANYWAYS STAY DEPRESSED AND SAD AND DONT LET THE EMOS SUCK YOU OFF MY CHEESE BALLERS HOMESTUCKER RATS 🫢

    Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving, cya guys until next year. I joined here in 2022 (got banned a lot lmao) I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. wje have been one of the funniest things that I have ever been on but also a retarded site too. It's been nice. "But all good things must come to an end. but with the end of one thing, anothe… Read more