Time management jokes
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Guys to wind the clock up?
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Why is time important? To not be late.
What time is it?
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Community talk
Im so stressed. I have 2 days to finsih the most time consuming part of the cosutme and school decied to set me back and now im behind, like it js undid my work and i need to finish cleaning my room
hey, its mal for those who care, i wanted to let you know this is the last you'll hear from me. my account has already been deleted, which is why im posting as an anon. this site isn't good for me, time-management wise and mentally, and with college coming up and being busy with a full-time job, its best for me to give this site up. i wasn't active much anyway. charlie, my daughter, im sorry. i love you dearly and iv… Read more
heyyeyy im going to take a short break from wje, its been starting to drain me, plus i need to catch up on school work..