Time management jokes
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
Memes
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
Memes
Community
HIIII POOOOKIESSSSSSS! SO I GUESS ITS MYYYYYY TURNNNNN TO MAKE A DEPRESSING GOODBYE SHIAT πβπ DURRING THE SUMMMERSSSS OF MY FELLOW TIMES AWAITED I SHALL NOT BE ON AS MUCH MY FELLOW IMMATURE CHILDREN π ( and by that I mean ill still be on majority of the days just not full ass 24 hours like normal π) ANYWAYS STAY DEPRESSED AND SAD AND DONT LET THE EMOS SUCK YOU OFF MY CHEESE BALLERS HOMESTUCKER RATS π«Ά
Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving, cya guys until next year. I joined here in 2022 (got banned a lot lmao) I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. wje have been one of the funniest things that I have ever been on but also a retarded site too. It's been nice. "But all good things must come to an end. but with the end of one thing, anothe⦠Read more
I have a huge math test and did NOT study over break. Fuck Its starting rn FUCK