Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Identity Jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
