Identity

Identity jokes

Surprise

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

    Crow

  • One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

    Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."