Identity jokes

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

Me: Joe left today.

Orphan: Who's Joe?

Me: Joe mama!

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."

I’m DaBaby.

At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.

What do you call your mom? Gay.

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

I am Cummer.

Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)

You're gay.

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?