Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Identity Jokes
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
I’m DaBaby.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
I am Cummer.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
You're gay.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
