Identification

Identification jokes

Ash

    • Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”

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    • Identification memes

    Rapist

    • How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

    He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

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    • Rapist

    • 90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

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