Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
