People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
