Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
Why did the titanic sink because he saw a iceberg selling candy
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is
Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say
3 minutes later
Why didn't I listen to the strong one
People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
What did the iceberg say to the titanic?Go fuck yourself....at the bottom of the sea.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
