Iceberg jokes
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Icebergie is a randy.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.