Iceberg

Iceberg jokes

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

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  • Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!

    Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.

    Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

    Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

    You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.