Iceberg jokes
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
RTG iceberg?
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."