What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.