Hybrid

Hybrid Jokes

Ass

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Cross

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

Pig

What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!

Sandpaper

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

Rooster

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?

A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!

Animal

What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?

A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.

Cross

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.

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