Hybrid jokes
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Memes
Shorse
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
