Hybrid jokes
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish? A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
I get jealous when my phone dies.