Human jokes
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
"I created the Human Torch."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.