Human

Human Jokes

Papyrus:Sans can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human! Sans:Sure bro lemme just get on the Tele-bone Papyrus:Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!! Sans:yea bro Papyrus:You know what I will tell Undyne instead.

Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😒

What did a tree 🌳 I do for a human rights rights day at a tree 🌳 I had no time today after a night night with you today but you walk away

What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

WOULD YOU STOP BUGGING ME!

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha πŸ˜‚ day a day I was thinking of a good