Huh

Huh jokes

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Talk

  • I call this my great talk with Siri.

    Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

    Siri: My mother? Huh?

    Me: Did I stutter?

    Siri: Interesting question.

    Me: It wasn’t a question.

    Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

    Me: You should understand.

    Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

    Me: No, you b***.

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    Shotgun

  • DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

    Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

    DB: huh?

    Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

    DB: WHAT!?

    Penta Barrel: I got 5!

    DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

    Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

    The others: HOW!?

    *and that's how an argument started.*

    Girlfriend

  • Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?

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    Pizza

  • A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.

    I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...

    Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?

    Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.

    Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!

    Me: You can't kick me out.

    Manager: Why not? Huh?

    Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.

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    Skeleton

  • A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.

    “Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”