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Degree

    • How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?

    199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).

    Get?

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    Stupid

    • I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

    I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

    He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

    Snail

    • A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

    Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

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    Child

    • Have a sink in your house? Eat it.

    Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.

    Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.

    ...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4

    Rickroll

    • This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

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    Grinch

    • If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo

    If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1

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    • Song

    • I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

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    Canada

    • Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada