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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
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How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
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I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Biggest joke?
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Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
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