"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Best way to do it.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Hello everyone, I am famous YouTuber MrBeast. I have an announcement to make on this website: Whoever gets the 1000th comment on the post I link below will get 1 thousand dollars, from me! We're almost there, get commenting guys!
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."