What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
How was your day, Freshfry?
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
