Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
How to write a joke?
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
how many germans dose it take to change a light bulb? nine
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
