Howe jokes

How do you get away with murder?

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?

pOOp

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just hacked the "chrime."

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He hit Alt+F4.

Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.

How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.

How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?

Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!