How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
an old man walks in a forest with a child and the child says its dark and im scared the oldman says how do you think i feel i have to walk out alone
How is a emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim , she crossed herself out hanging by with a Carlton dry.
How do you think the unthinkable with a icthberg
Hi how are you doing?
How did the hipster burn his lips -he drank his coffee before it was cool
there was 10 cats on a boat 1 jumped off how many where left? I DO NOT KNOW. there was none left they were all a bunch of copycats.
How did Stephen Hawking die
He traveled to far from the outlet
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
