How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Howe Jokes
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
