Howe jokes

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!

How did the guy rob the water park?

He used a water gun!

LOL 💦🔫💧🌊

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

How was your day, Freshfry?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

How to be a hero.

1. Tie a noose in your front yard.

2. Find and capture a furry.

3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.

It’s easy as 1-2-3!

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.