Howe jokes
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Memes
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
How to write a joke?
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?