How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Howe Jokes
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
You are in the airway, how funny!
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
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How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
