Howe jokes
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
...
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Memes
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.