Howe jokes
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Memes
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many children does Explain Bear have?
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.