I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Howe Jokes
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
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How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
