How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Howe Jokes
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How's it going @#$!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
