How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Howe Jokes
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
