How do you get a hippy pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
How do you circumsice a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison? How rare they are.
How do you get 1000 followers? Walk into an African village with a water bottle
how do you win a game of musical chairs? you steal the chair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two lepers meet on the street First says “how you doing?” Second says “mustn’t crumble”
How does a computer spell Autocorrect
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter
How do stars get their name by a black hole because is sueeeee
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
How did Technoblade actually die???
He got stabbed!!!
Q/ how do you punish a blind person
A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.