How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
How do you anger a Republican? Tell him the truth
How do you anger a Libertarian? Don't tell him the truth
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
