How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a sandy hook
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How many people fit in a tree
I don't know you tell me.
how to turn on an Indian push the red button.
jeffrey dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee black and ground up
How was rhe Roman Empire cut in half with Caesar
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan? If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure? Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with"
Me: "Nun"
Want to know how joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
How to make an orphan BLEED Step 1- Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family Step 2- LAUGH EVILY as they BLEED Step 3- tell them to kys Step 4- leave that mental asylum
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
