How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
jeffrey dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee black and ground up
How was rhe Roman Empire cut in half with Caesar
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH"
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
