Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Howe Jokes
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
