Howe jokes

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?

By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!

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  • How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

    If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

    What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

    No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.