How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping? With a taste test
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? about nine months and a day
How are Asians like a box of chocolates? Either way they’ll kill your dog
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
