Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
How do you know when a rapper's been in the KITCHEN?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His RHYMES don't add up
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes
