How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his RHYMING WATCH
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
How do the cop respond to being called racist He said how can I be racist my wife’s eyes black
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
How is blessed with a 9 inch dick That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
