What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
How do the cop respond to being called racist He said how can I be racist my wife’s eyes black
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
How are Black people like communism Because they’ll never work But some of them are willing to give it a shot
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we Watch through
How is blessed with a 9 inch dick That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them
How do blind people know when to stop wiping? With a taste test
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? about nine months and a day
How are Asians like a box of chocolates? Either way they’ll kill your dog
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
How are corpses like pools? Once you get in, it’s in it’s only cold for like a minute
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
