How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
How do the cop respond to being called racist He said how can I be racist my wife’s eyes black
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we Watch through
How is blessed with a 9 inch dick That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER