How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
