How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
