Howe jokes

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

How do you lift a depressed person up?

No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

How does the cop respond to being called racist?

He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."