Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
