Horniness Jokes

I’m horny and gay

What do you call a crowd of horny white women? Cotton waiting to be picked

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

who is the most horny and fat ass god? - kim jung un

ask someone if they are a rhino, if they say yes, tell them "so youre horny" and if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control? An edgelord

Are you a printer because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy.

Dark..Humor :)

Roses are Red, you have a nice lip, it would look better, if it was on my TIT.

Dark..Humor :)

What is a suicidal horny persons job?

, a butcher