Hooked Up jokes

I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.

I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"

He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"

A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.

"Was it hung?" her friend asks.

"No, he was shot."

Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?

I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.

So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.

(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)

Two mums hook up!

Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"

The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!

My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.