Hooked Up jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.