What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
i hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age
Did you hear that oxygen and magneseum hooked up last night? OMg!