Homophone jokes
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
16 is a knight? Mail.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
1 + 1 = window.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.