Homophone jokes
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."