Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.
Why does a orphanage have any milk because dad never came back with the milk
I told a kid his dad I's a magician because he disappeared and never came back home
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card and we live far and we my mom was hungry. A guy and his friend had a car and k us if we were lost. We said no we have no ride, no money and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each so I was driving the car and my mom gave the both guys a blowjob. We had to get out the car to look for something then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I ask what the bad news that they're not taking us home so I ask what the good news they told me that they feed my mom and drove off. I guess where we i guess the left us wsnt long walk and my mom wasm't hungry no more.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food
Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
I was walking past an orphan and I said Just go home
why couldn't the orphan get an android... because it didn't have a home button
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
Q:How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A:all your home work and the Rubix cube u spent a year on and still can’t solve it is solved🤓🤓🤓🤓
The bears came home daddy bear said who's been leading my porridge said who's been in my porch baby bear said never mind about the porridge who knocked the telly
A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"
