Home jokes
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.