Home jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Memes
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.