A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying he asks her what is wrong? She replies I lost my, my family, my friends and my home the man then unties his pants and says then young lady ur day is about to get worse
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store
orphans must hate 2020 cause you need a home to home school
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake a snake has a home to go to underground
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?đ¤¨
Me: What?
The person: you said youâre going to pick up âthe stuffâ!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
A woman once didn't return home for the night and the next morning when she arrived home her husband started questioning her about where has she been. She lied saying she slept at one of her friends. The man proceeded to call all her friends all of which denied her sleeping at them the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning his wife started questioning him and he lied saying he slept at a friend. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at them the previous night and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus đ I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:đ how did u get the bus here she replyâs with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! đ so that explains why you have handcuffs on âyeah!â
Timmy:*grabs box of trojans* Daddy:... Timmy: Well come on diddy! Daddy: Well shit lets go son! Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
So I'm the Cable Guy around the neighborhood and I do everybody's table so I walked into this one house and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs I was asking where her mom was and she wasn't answering and it looked like something was wrong so I asked if anything was wrong she didn't answer so I kind of raise my voice at her but she still didn't answer and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear
Why canât a orphan hit a home run Bc he doesnât have a home
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Your so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because theyâre scared youâll drown in the kiddie pool.
even if you do burn down an orphange it's not gonna matter. it's not like they have homes
when you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands. 20 minutes later them slapping you with the belt.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S because it has a Home Screen
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In home alone if the kid was an orphan it would just be called "alone"
What's and orphans favorite sport? Baseball Because that's the only time they can run home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled. Because they cant be home schooled
