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iPhone

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

Orphan

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

Orphan

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

Orphan

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.

India

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Memes

Tragedy

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Homework

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

Toaster

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Orphan

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

Orphan

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Website

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

Orphan

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Adoption

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

Orphan

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Fish

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?