Home jokes

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t run home.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

Why can't an orphan have a phone?

Because they will see a home.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?

Home base.

What is an orphan's least favorite game?

44 Homes.

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!