Home jokes
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Memes
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.