Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Home Jokes
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
