Home jokes
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.