Home jokes
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.