Home jokes
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...