Home jokes
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.