Home jokes
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Your mum isn't home.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!