Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Earth is full. Go home!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
How are orphans like spider man
No way home
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
why cant an orphan hit a home run
they have no home to run to
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
my balls when i see tazzaro: boioioioioioingWhy don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
