Home jokes
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.