Home jokes
Orphans can't find the home page.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?