Nhl jokes

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner.

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.