Nhl jokes
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"