Missy jokes

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.

Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀

Most states:

"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

Alabama:

"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."