History Channel jokes

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

No one.

Absolutely no one.

The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.