History Channel jokes

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What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

No one.

Absolutely no one.

The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.