Historical figure jokes

Hitler walked so Kim can run.

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.

"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.

"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"

Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?

Because she's dead.

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?