You travel to the past into the era where julius caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die? ̈
You reply with: ̈Surrounded by friends ̈
Jesus created the t-pose first
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
My Great Great Great grandpa killed hitler
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she's dead.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says "Will you be my Valenein?"
Hitler walked so Kim can run
