Him jokes

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.

One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.

When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.

He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."

Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?

Because krypton is "stable."

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.

Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.

Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)

Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.

FUCK EMO KIDS!

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.

What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?

Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...