Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
When Stephen hawking is ILL 🤮 do you take him to curry’s pc world or the doctors 😂😂😂😂
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
i'm taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
When Stephen Hawkings died did they take him to the Hospital or PC World?
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
