High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(
I asked this kid for a high five but but he could not reach my hand
What kind of tree can you High-Five? A Palm tree.
What did the weed say before he got an a escolater
You know your high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell 'SpongeBob i know your in there!'
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- š¶ your a dumb Communist Miss Kadieš¶ Chandler-šµ yup your one high fluting son of a gunšµ Mr. Beast- šµ I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurantšµ Miss Kadie - šµ donāt hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kidšµ kids- šµ weāve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - šµ I just want to die because Iām so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
Don't ever try to give a emo kid a high five they'll just leave ya hanging
what is an emo girls favorite map in halo....... hang em high
joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling, I mean if they reach high enough they can clean it...
My sister is the weired dark one and emo of the family im the bright happy one once in 3rd grade i got a huge A on mine and my sis got a D- In the playground Near a tree we were siting and playing i said "hey a C- is not that bad and raised my hand up to give her a high five but she left me hanging
What's the difference between emo's and 9/11 the emo's are still there high up off the ground
A anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another. The death toll went sky high.
Why did the kid bring a later to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why do women need a payrise isn't the class ceiling high enough....
What do Americans call high school? Shooting range
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
what's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?!... outlaws are wanted :)
